Christmas Rum Cake Joke

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Christmas rum cake joke.

Before you start sample the rum and check for good quality. Grease oven and turn cake pan to 350 gredees. Stir in water and sugar. Sample the rum again.

Melt butter in saucepan. Check that rum again for quality. Cd8158758 me thinks someone had too much vodka while making the cake. Check the rum again.

Boil for 4 to 5 minutes stirring constantly. Before you start sample the rum to check for quality. Remove cake from oven. Check the rum again and bo to ged.

While cake has ten minutes to go make the glaze. It must be just right. My sister s christmas rum cake joke hot 6 years ago every year around this time my sister makes an attempt to create what she says is her masterpiece of culinary delight in fact she usually makes two or three attempts but alas i have yet to sample even a tiny morsel of it. Sugar 1 or 2 quarts of rum 1 cup dried fruit brown sugar 1 tsp.

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1 cup dried fruit. Stir to combine and reheat for 30 seconds. 15 chicken thigh recipes for the instant pot this collection of top rated recipes highlights this versatilty featuring chicken thighs with international accents from chicken curry to cacciatore chicken teriyaki to chicken tagine biriyani and butter chicken and much more. Add 1 babblespoon of brown thugar or whatever color you can find.

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Recipe for christmas rum cake ingredients. Immediately drizzle 1 3 of the glaze on the bottom top of the cake. You know i had a piece of homemade rum cake a friend made her husband thought she put a little too much rum in it it was sooooo good plus had a swig or two of my husband s hard cider beer at their restaurant. Now select a large mixing bowl measuring cups spatula etc.

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